Paddy went looking for a start one day and he came up to the site manager on a building site and asked him for a job. The gaffer asked him what he could do. Paddy told him he was good at carpentry. "Okay", said the manager, "I'll ask you a few questions". "What is the difference between joists and girders?" Paddy thought for awhile and then said "Ah! that's easy, Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust".
Maith thú a bhuachail. :-)
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