A pregnant woman staggers into a hospital with one hand on her back. A nurse asks her, "What's wrong?" and the pregnant woman screams, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't!"
The nurse shakes her head and says, "I'm sorry; I don't understand."
The pregnant woman's face contorts in pain as she shouts, "Can't! Won't! Don't!"
The nurse, bewildered, turns to a doctor. "Admit her." the doctor says. "She's having contractions."
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